Centipedes and new beginnings

Dahlings! I am SO sorry about this weekend. Would you believe the net was down all weekend? You won't believe? Well alright. It wasn't down ALL weekend. I really had to clean my flat on Saturday after I got back home. Months of nonstop shoe purchasing (the centipede syndrome) and summer sales had left my bedroom looking like, well, the way it usually looks. And then Sunday I went with a friend to catch his train to Leeds where he's off to start school. GOOD LUCK TOE KNEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And THEN, when I got back home, the net was down so I didn't lie. Much.

So what have you been up to? Me, I'm still struggling with the carnival conundrum. I eh really feeling the social vibes coming out of some of these mas camps. I really cannot handle the 'accent in a can' crowd that you does find at some of these events. I mean, really, come Ash Wednesday none of us boarding our private yachts to go sailing to the Riviera to be personally taken care of by a butler named Jeeves. Will that be one scone or two, m’lady? We’re all going back to some stinking ass job we’re doing just because we need the money. Like I really have to start that band boy.

Oye! We actually had a pretty decent day up in jolly old England yesterday. Doh mind yuh girl was well decked off in sweater and jeans. Was damn vex too! I missed a perfectly good opportunity – perhaps the last one for the year – to put on a piece a short pants and a small top and parade my goodies through the streets.

P.S. Good luck to Jo, my carnival 2007 partner in training who starts UWI today. Wear a tight pants and a vest for me – remember, I have a reputation to maintain!