Sunday, October 08, 2006

Oui papa!

Oh, and I like my new shoes too. They're Italian and I'll probably have to hire a crane to lift me out the car and into whatever event I'm going to but I could live with that. They're sexy. You can't really see it from the picture but they're different irridescent shades of gold and bronze together with black. And before anybody wastes my time by posting a comment about shoes not being people and I'm a selfish, self centred wench please borrow your neighbour's dictionary (it's the big book with all the words in it) and look up 'sarcasm' and 'irony'. Now, who can I call to help me get these off?

25 comments:

Island Spice said...

aaah, Italian shoes.. one of lifes absolute greatest pleasures....

Hottie Hottie said...

girl, ah making meh name up here

Shandy said...

Those are pure hotness!

I saw a pair of red ones by BCBG that I'm now on the hunt to get.

I think every woman shoud have a pair of F*** Me pumps in her collection. For whatever reason. :-)

Hottie Hottie said...

That EXACTLY what I've christened them!

Island Spice said...

Ode to my fcuk me pumps..

My feet hurt. I wore these damn high heels to make my legs look long. You parked a mile downhill from the party. You could have dropped me off. Thank goodness for vodka. Makes me forget what a dolt you are. Another screwdriver please, as I drain my plastic cup and my new heels sink into the lawn. I wish this night would end. In the car you are suddenly affectionate. Your breath stinks of rum. I concentrate on my hands in my lap. Counting the seconds till I get home. Need to clean my shoes..

Hottie Hottie said...

LOL! LOVE IT!

bigfatfish said...

"And before anybody wastes my time by posting a comment about shoes not being people and I'm a selfish, self centred wench please borrow your neighbour's dictionary (it's the big book with all the words in it) and look up 'sarcasm' and 'irony'. Now, who can I call to help me get these off?"

LMAO! Allyuh leave Hottie alone!

saucydiva said...

girl I now seeing yuh shoes on this monitor they look fab! And I am loving your "splash" shower curtain too :D

Xena (NJ) said...

Hottie darling those are FIERCE!!!
I myself am a shoe jumbie (a.k.a Carrie Bradshaw). You go on with your bad self !!!

Karabana said...

those are real shoe fetish heels, you gotta post sexy shoe stories, detailing what happens from one hott adventure to the next!
then again, you'll get a gazillion of *those* kinds of hits to your blog, which may or may not be what you're lookin for...
;-)

Hottie Hottie said...

Bigfatfish - they behaving so far this week girl. Fingers crossed.

Saucy - LOL! Girl, at the rate I going EVERYBODY will know EVERYTHING about me!

Xena - Welcome girl, welcome. Yuh must send me a pic of your fav pair. Us shoe jumbies have to support each other.

Karabana - Unfortunately my sexy shoes stories would mostly consist now of almost losing a heel in the people jokey ass pavement up here. But I have some stories from back home.... Hmmmm. Yuh give meh an idea.

Hottie Hottie said...

Like your new picture by the way!

Shandy said...

*bows down to the F*** me pumps* HAIL HAIL! lol

Mani said...

I will never understand women's attraction to shoes.....nor will I ever again go shopping with one for the latter.

Hottie Hottie said...

Steupssss... you could kill a mood eh. For your information I don't want no man shopping for no shoes with me either! Yuh post yet?!

Karabana said...

thanks. (Caribana '05)
mani, shoes are fun to shop for bc they are one thing that will always fit perfect, & a sexy pair just makes you look & feel sexier!

Prettidolli said...

I prefer to shop alone minus any distractions. Full attention must be paid to the shoe! If they must tag along, men are only good to carry the shoppping bags full of shoe boxes and to apply the "peds" for you. Yuh does try orn de shoe, look in de mirror, screw up yuh face, pose up yuh foot and leg dem and go, SUFFFFFFFFFFER BIIIIIIITch! Dais wha I does do right dey..

Hottie Hottie said...

rofl!!!!! prettidolli, but you's a proper ass oui! i love yuh too bad!

Prettidolli said...

Us arses haffi stick togeddah mamichula...No offense, LOL! ;)

Carnival Jumbie (Diva) said...

Hottie! I have a shoe fetish too!!

Hottie Hottie said...

Mamichula si si, mon amie! Ah know ah mixing languages but dais what yuh does do when yuh HOT!

And Diva, yu woulda be a a diva in JOKE if yuh didn't have a thing for shoes! What's your preference?

Carnival Jumbie (Diva) said...

Boy i am a die hard stiletto girl. That is the one thing about Carnival that does throw me off... you can't always wear stilletos to go party because of the jumping and waving and wining and the crowds. I was real mad this weekend , i went and outdoor party and ruined a hot pair cause I kept sinking in the mud!! I used to do runway shows as well so I have a ridiculous amount of stilletos

Hottie Hottie said...

Diva girl, I was rocking some black fishnets and red stilettos yesterday. DRA! MA! I know yuh would appreciate...

wonderfulkc said...

Girl, I love the shoes...I am the type that don't wear sneakers (only if it's necessary). For a soca fete I does bounce in with mih heels and I could still jump up and have a good time in them.

Carnival Jumbie (Diva) said...

I could never get away with fishnets in Trini, unless its halloween of course..hmm idea!