Sunday, October 08, 2006
Oh, and I like my new shoes too. They're Italian and I'll probably have to hire a crane to lift me out the car and into whatever event I'm going to but I could live with that. They're sexy. You can't really see it from the picture but they're different irridescent shades of gold and bronze together with black. And before anybody wastes my time by posting a comment about shoes not being people and I'm a selfish, self centred wench please borrow your neighbour's dictionary (it's the big book with all the words in it) and look up 'sarcasm' and 'irony'. Now, who can I call to help me get these off?