What happened to JLO? This woman used to inspire/depress me with her hotness. If this is what marriage does to you I'll stay single, thanks. Of course, getting married to the great sliver of potential necrophilia that is Mark Anthony may not have been the best guarantee of eternal sexiness. Then there was that thing where she fell out with her make up artist. Ladies, you can fall out with your sister, you can fall out with your mother, you can fall out with your husband. But DO NOT EVER fall out with the person that does your make up. Or your hairdresser. If you remember nothing else I’ve said, remember that.
P.S. This might sound real obvious but the more obvious something is the greater the chances that people don’t know it. Remember the Carnival tip about cutting the toe of your stockings/tights so your feet won’t drop off from the blood loss? Great. Now, there is an exception to this rule. Do not cut the toe if it’s fish net stockings. Unless you really want to end up wearing Lambada tights.