Tuesday, November 07, 2006

Internet killed the radio star

So yuh gyul trying to listen to Soca91.9 online. Talk 'bout PRESSHAH! First things first, yuh mean to say nobody eh realise "Your listening live to Soca91.9" contains at least one grammatical error and is an awkwardly constructed sentence at best? So after listening to ten minutes of advertising they played one song, Peter Ram’s Woman by my Side. Well, Peter Ram sounding more like Sita Ram, fuss de static on the site bad. Then, two DJ come on and say morning and start to talk a setta bacchanal talk about the airport scandal. So ah going and check it out. But not without a note to the female DJ – even though it’s a soca station and you’re going for a “by the people, for the people” feel, it doesn’t mean you have to be all, “WWWWAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!! OOOOOO GOOOOOOOUUUUDD!!!!!!!!! And NAAAAAHHHHHHing down the place. I mean, really. Off to check the bacchanal.

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

Yeah, boy, Hottie. Since yesterday I was getting that real scratchy sound from their internet feed. What's up wit dat, yo? Today doesn't sound as bad as yesterday's tho' when I couldn't understand any of their conversation.

Carnival Jumbie said...

My radio doh move from Red 96.7 so I eh know bout that!

Hottie Hottie said...

I does kyah handle the "arkscent" nah.

afro chic said...

Godess just count yuhself lucky dat yuh doh have to hear those announcers on a regular basis. Dey does MAUL de people dem english language.
I love meh 91.9 eh. Cause I like meh soca. But dem announcers just need to play more and talk less.

Hottie Hottie said...

AYE AYE! Welcome girl, welcome.

afro chic said...

I hear long time yuh know. But thanks.

Unknown said...

I think you're awesome! You got a myspace, facebook or some type of site where you got a page other than here? Just curious...
91.9 is the only station that takes me thru the day.

Hottie Hottie said...

Well thanks Neil! But hear nah, no yuh know. I barely have time to eat - well nah, always have time for that - but yuh know what ah mean. Facebook is too much maco business too people keep warning meh.