Well allyuh, ah start back the gym yesterday. When ah tell yuh – pressah! Nah, ah joking. Wasn’t that bad. First off, the good news. I ran two miles in 17 minutes on the treadmill. Now, this mightn’t impress allyuh, but I DAMN impressed because anybody that knows me knows how much I HATE cardio.
I mean, I like to walk and run, but not indoors. I does get bored out of my skull. But ah come out fuh dem yesterday. Ah put on meh headphones and ah start to imagine I was running to catch up with the band on Carnival Tuesday. And ah put on meh Machel - when he and Beenie started to sing about Outer Space yuh girl take off! Ah was on fire allyuh. FIRE!!!!! Well, technically speaking, my thighs were on fire but allyuh know what ah mean.
As an aside, allyuh believe I eat like a pig over the holidays and and actually LOST weight?! Could be muscle mass but I lost almost 5lbs!!!!! And allyuh, I real eat and drink eh. Steups. I hadda real work out over the next few weeks, else I go end up looking like a damn zwill for Carnival.