Friday, January 05, 2007

The Lord of the Gym - The Two Thighs

Well allyuh, ah start back the gym yesterday. When ah tell yuh – pressah! Nah, ah joking. Wasn’t that bad. First off, the good news. I ran two miles in 17 minutes on the treadmill. Now, this mightn’t impress allyuh, but I DAMN impressed because anybody that knows me knows how much I HATE cardio.

I mean, I like to walk and run, but not indoors. I does get bored out of my skull. But ah come out fuh dem yesterday. Ah put on meh headphones and ah start to imagine I was running to catch up with the band on Carnival Tuesday. And ah put on meh Machel - when he and Beenie started to sing about Outer Space yuh girl take off! Ah was on fire allyuh. FIRE!!!!! Well, technically speaking, my thighs were on fire but allyuh know what ah mean.

As an aside, allyuh believe I eat like a pig over the holidays and and actually LOST weight?! Could be muscle mass but I lost almost 5lbs!!!!! And allyuh, I real eat and drink eh. Steups. I hadda real work out over the next few weeks, else I go end up looking like a damn zwill for Carnival.

22 comments:

Icahwait* said...

Morning Hottie, its been a while. I can't believe you going to work out the weight you didn't put on lol. But you must be the only person in the world that said that this Christmas talk about envy.

Hottie Hottie said...

No girl. Ah trying to build up meh stamina. More (wink, wink). And put on some weight. Allyuh doh know nah. It used to be hard to put on weight before but it worse since I stop eating meat.

saucydiva said...

Morning Hotts, yuh damn lucky to me working out to PUT ON weight! Count your blessings amd what is ah zwill :S

Hottie Hottie said...

Like allyuh doh understand the serious loss of bamcee (and boobs) that went on whehn I went veggie. I need to tone up too. And ah have a lil snake belly going on here as my mother calls it. A zwill is the flattened bits of crown cork or bits of mirror that they does attach to the tail of kites and use to cut the string of other kites.

Crankyputz said...

You lost weight, you have some nerve Missy.

Wowee all this carnival preparation. I cannot wait to see the pictures.

kevian said...

yeah u real lucky u working out to put on weight others are not as fortunate like u.. i real laughing at the title of the post though..lol. 17 minutes on the thread mill is realy not that much but then again u don't need too much cardio because u trying to gain weight.

Hottie Hottie said...

17 minutes of a hard core out and out run on incline 4 and a fast walk to cool down?! But allyuh is beast!

'rah said...

By now you eh realise that Saucy and company is beast the likes of de Orcs an dem?! The descriptions of their workouts makin' my attempts seem pathetic, but I eh go lie, dey REAL inspirin'.
Now missy, being one of the select few, if not only frequenter of Saucy blog who knows exactly what you look like lemme just say try yuh bes' and doh lorse no more weight, yuh hear! TRIBE have no 32AA bras or XS panty for your marasmic arse.

Hottie Hottie said...

LOL! YUH KNOW! Girl. I nearly pass out in the gym when I check the scale. I planning on going gym at least 4 days a week 'til de big day. Ah want to have a lil sumtin to shake. So yuh lose the next 5lbs yuh had wanted to lose?

'rah said...

*steups* NO COMMENT!

'rah said...

Let's just say I have more like 15lbs to lose. But I gave myself a break by rationalising that even though my legs need plenty work, I'll be wearing tights so I safe and the area that REALLY needs the work is the abs. Ahm....I ent start work on the abs yet. BUT I'M SKIPPING! :-D

Hottie Hottie said...

But you doh have dat much to lose anyway. Cut out meat until Carnival. Dem pounds will fall orf like water on a duck back.

Hottie Hottie said...

Yeah. Yuh SKIPPING de abs. LOL!

buublenut said...

I good hottie. How the new flat going??

Glad to hear you hit up the gym, time is a ticking, what day you flying out again??

Funny I weigh myself last night and yes i lost weight over the holidays as well. Since I reach back from Trinidad till last night I lost 7 lbs, and that’s crazy considering it was Christmas!!! It was so encouraging!!! My goal is 8.4 lbs in the next six weeks - I going to blogg my process and keep you all posted.

kevian said...

Right now I fraid to weigh yes!

Hottie Hottie said...

At least somebody else knows what I'm talking about. Good luck buubles!

Hottie Hottie said...

After the way yuh bawling fuh roti yuh should fraid oui. Wink, wick.

saucydiva said...

Hear nah, everybody looking good for Hottie and eh need to loose no weight.. listen ma'am we eh all genetically blessed like you eh we need to LOOSE :D

'rah,if I doh push myself I might as well eh do nuttin is 5 week and 3 days left!!!!Yuh know how we Trinis LAST minute.. since September I pay down on costume and now turning up the heat!!! steups

kevian said...

yuh sure damn right.. doh worry when ah weight ah go let allyuh know meh plight..lol

Karabana said...

Yeah, for those not trying to lose lbs, it must be about building stamina, the endurance you'll need for T'Dad, phew!
I didn't gain any weight over Xmas, & I'm just 4 lbs off my goal weight.

pearlprincess said...

Hotts girl I dont know why it happens but that happened to me too. I didnt exercise for two weeks over the xmas and when I came back I weighed 3 pounds less! Strange.

Bagogyul said...

Good for you girl...
I just have to look at food and i gain weight