Well they finally ketch up with the rest of the modern world here in England and ban smoking in public places as of last Sunday (de first nah). I eh too sure about the legalities of it - I think is some shit like enclosed public places or something so but here nuh, yuh does take what yuh could get. Whole week yuh girl happy because she could walk about in the people dem train station and thing without some decrepit bat who could barely walk blowing smoke all up in yuh nosehole. And VEX when yuh steups and cough yuh know! And hear nuh, dem old people eh betting dey bad mind when it comes to their cigarettes. Some ah dem could barely walk but not fuh nuttin they puttin down dat cigarette. And if dem old people vicious so, yuh could imagine fuh de young people. Yuh know it have a saying that English people mouth does be in a mess? Well, that and that they doh bathe, but we dealing with the teeth one. Well to a great deal is true. Between the tea and the cigarettes dem teeth eh stand a chance. The girl in the poster eh lie. It have real people mouth does be looking so. The day I open my mouth and see dem kinda antics is the day I get a plate yes. Better false than funky. Oh, to make it more realistic, take a black marker and pass it over bout 3, 4 teeth in she mouth. Riiiiiight. Much better. Oh and by the way, allyuh looking at what has to be the ONLY black woman in England because she does be in EVERY ad. I eh lie. She in newspaper ad, magazine ad, tv ad. She advertising Sainbury's groceries, wholesale wine, broadband and train rides to Paris. No lie. Between she and the next mixed girl who does advertise for Sparks and Mencer ( and Next too, would you believe), them have the brown skin market close up tight like crapaud bamcee. And when ah say brown skin ah mean every nationality from Asian to Zimbabwean eh. And doh even ask meh when last I see a Indian on tv. Like dem so doh exist.