Friday, July 27, 2007

Uh uh, come again

But is why Lauren Hill looking like she on a regular diet of crazy dese days? The horn was SO bad? Lauren honey, if is one thing the world have plenty of is piggy. And when one piggy gone don't mourn its absence. Celebrate the opportunity to experince a different piggy. So go and wash that face, pass a comb (and some black hair dye) through that head and while yuh at it, tweeze them eyebrows. Don't go getting all Britney Spears on us. Remember, when you eventually get your shit together, pictures like these will still be out there. Try and hurry up and make sure it have less in circulation nah. Oh gorm.

6 comments:

Fiyah said...

Buh Jeebus! Ah tell yuh man.. if ah ever buck up on dat Marley bwoy inna Jamaica ah giving him a piece of my mind!

Hottie Hottie said...

I know right! Lauren Hill is one of the finest catches out there - gorgeous, talent to burn, hot body, intelligent, seems like a good mother and friend. What the ass this man wanted again. But horning is most times about the person doing the act and not the person getting horn.

Nyara said...

Poor Lauryn. Is to not take d horn personal. The logic is d horna is an ass, thus his/ her ability to appreciate the fine partner they have.

But I mean, by now Lauryn should have gotten herself together. Reports, her staff Pras and Wyclef claim she's a tad bit difficult.

Hottie Hottie said...

Yeah, I hear them rumours too. Besides, how much man go mash yuh up so? First was Wyclef, now is the Marley. At some point in time you have to choose what you let destroy you.

katrice said...

OMG I didn't even recognize that was Lauryn Hill! I thought it was some old washed up performer from decades ago you was gone tell us had died. Or the first famous black female clown. No lie!

No man is worth that. Move on, sister! It's plenty of decent men out there. One o' them is bound to be worth your time. And fine too!

Hottie Hottie said...

LOL. Girl!