They taking hair

Awrite. Ah ketch mehself dey – ah ready fuh allyuh. I have meh Xtatik Experience playing in meh ears (to block out the noise from the man in the next cubicle eating a bag a crisps and crunching down the place like is he last meal. That man does make EVERYTHING he eat crunch. Allyuh ever hear tuna crunch?! Well, he does make it crunch – CRAXS! CRIXS!). I have plenty to say, so lemme start.

The mudder neck internet by me giving trouble still. I doh know what to do again that won’t lead to arrest. But allyuh kyah help with that so I will end that talk dey. Just keeping allyuh up to date nah.

Well Island People full of shit! And WHOEVER want to email me and tell me how I prejudice and badtalking them could do so lemme take a turn in dey ass. Because money talks and bullshit walks as they say and if that is so, then people money eh saying nuttin to IP and it have plenty bullshit walking around that mas camp. Imagine up to now the website eh up, there’s been no official word regarding price (except for Nubian) which I will list below.

And, even though registration is supposed to officially start today, I know a few people well who have registered since last week and some sections almost full after last week’s drama. I not even mentioning the “Drop it like it’s Hawt” registration on Friday. And on top of that they expect foreign masqueraders to pay full price, which I can’t understand because nobody know what the price is so who can we pay full price? And unless they plan on taking hair, where they expect people to come up with TT£3000 plus just so. Like people money have no value! Dem acting like they giving costume away for free! But, that eh my problem because from early I did say tuh rass with them and I in with Tribe. I mean, Carnival is Bacchanal is true but I prefer for my bacchanal to be about 6 ft 4, 220lbs, a sexy honey colour with a wicked tongue and a waist that should be declared a lethal weapon. Look the Nubian info for whoever interested, together with an email they sent me and a contact number.

MALE $2,495 TTD
FEMALE REGULAR $2,895 TTD
FEMALE FRONTLINE $3,395 TTD


IT'S THAT TIME AGAIN! SIGNING UP FOR CARNIVAL 2007.
Now don't all scream at me at once.....it's not my doing, but there will not be online registration againthis year.....I won't go into all the details as to why, but as my person friends I'm affording u the opportunity to sign up through me.
Let me make this clear....THIS DOESN'T MEAN THAT ANYTHING IS GUARANTEED!!!
I just know how it is for u guys living in foreign and would like to help out the situation.(GOD HELP ME!)
Ok, so my section this year is NUBIANS ....Yes, yes....the trini section (red, white & black). But I also designed SAHARA JUMBEE & MIRAGE.
So anybody wanting to register ( regardless of the section)....this is the information that i need from each person, so i can completely & correctly fill out u'r registration cards:-
Name
Address
Phone # ( work, home, cell)
Email address

MALE
SECTION NAME
Chest/T-shirt size (e.g. SM/MED/LG/XL)
Belt size (in inches e.g. 34")
Pants size (e.g. SM/MED/LG/XL)

FEMALE
SECTION NAME
FRONTLINE OR REGULAR
Bra size (e.g. 34B, 36C)
Belt Size ( in inches e.g. 34" - this is the measurement where u would like to wear u'r costume belt. NOT U'R WAIST MEASUREMENT)
Panty size ( e.g. SM/MED/LG/XL)
Regarding payment......the deposit this year is $1,000 TTD. The fastest way to have monies sent is western union. This can also be done online. Also , u can call me to see if i'll be in u'r neck of the woods, cause i may be able to collect the $$ directly form u....
Registration should be starting next Monday, which is the 18th ( my wedding anniversary :0)) so I suggest that $$ and information be sent me by this weekend.
anymore details.....call me......take care guys and contact me soon
868-682-1245(cell)