Friday, September 08, 2006
This way for the teeth inspection...
What is this I hearing about people handpicking people to be in their section? But this is real assness! I’ve heard tell that a so called Prince of Sport of Pain had a carnival section in Island People mas that was filled only with his personally handpicked ladies. Huh!? And rumour is starting up that this is going to happen next carnival too. I miss carnival for one year and this is what happens?! I can’t leave allyuh alone for ONE YEAR?!!? Now, these rumours came up way back when Tribe started, but I didn’t put any stock in that because I knew people who don’t fall into the supposed ‘category’ who’ve played with them and had no problems. A friend of mine who goes WAY back told me Poison – who soon gained a reputation for letting ANYBODY and ANYTHING into the band, even old tief and hooligan – also had their tactics for keeping the band looking ‘right’ by not offering bras and costumes beyond a certain size. But this is worse. What is this, slavery days? What next – are we going to have people inspect our teeth and squeeze our breasts before we get to register? This is Carnival people, a festival that we boast of as being the great equalizer. We’ve moved past the days when the fair skinned and the rich played mas on the backs of trucks while the dark skinned plebeians chipped in their wake. I am very disappointed in us if this rumour is true. Can anyone confirm this for me? I’d greatly appreciate it.
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the more things change eh.......
LOVE THE BLOG ANYWAY!!
(blush)Thank you honey (blush, blush)
First of all, I would like to apply for the position of breast-squeezer. Oh please let it be me. lol.
But really, like everything else, Mas is being divided by class. I heard one masmaker defend the size restriction thing by saying that they could only get the bras in a certain size. Right. If they really wanted to, they could find bras in all different sizes.
So it doesn't surprise me one bit to hear that.
Carnival used to be the great equalizer, but the great ones no longer want to equalize.
Manicou if yuh like dat employment, go 'lang and SEND DEM YUH RESUME nah? Attach a pic of yuh manhandling ah pack of Charmin for de full visual effect eh..Yuh rhelll need to have de visuals. Show dem yuh is ah boss and yuh MEAN BUSINESS!
As for me, the past few Carnival(except 2K6) my assignment was CFMREBM: Chief Foine Male Rear End-Bumpah Molester and Grade A Inspecktah. One pinch and meh gone...Two pinch if yuh grown, sexy, and extra fabulous on de eyes. I did leff de sexy menz dem looking like de Rock, Boris (Kodjoe), and Henry (Simmons) all confused.
WAIT! Naw, In 2K6 I felt up one member ah TRIBE'S Security cuz' he did look bored....De poor fellah ent know what hit he...And never suspected it was me. LOL. I does well and grope like ah tief in de nite! Ah reapplying for my position fuh 2K7 cuz ah ready, willing, and able tuh pinch. My resume done pon Adobe as ah pdf and meh ent TEKKING NO FUH AN ANSWER!!!!!
Is serious dealings we ah deal wid boi!
Feel up
Feel up
Feel up
Pinch
Chook
Chook
Chook
Winnnnne gyal winnnnnne..........
As 4 dis "Prince of Sport and Pain", isn't he de jack of arse dat had he child muddah waiting outside he big fete at de gate? Ah big Steuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuups eh?
Manicou, send me your resume and I'll see what I can do. Prettidolli, like we will hafta join forces next carnival. And what is that I hearing bout the Prince? You joking right?
Nah man.........It well and shamefull! The sad part of it is I saw the "Rain" section pon stage and most of de gyuls dem was raddah ordinary: some pretty, some not. Some light, some medium, some dark. He had BM's in dey and all. I saw plenty ah TRIBE and Harts ladies who could've tek home de prize.....Wuhloss!
What happened to play yuh mas and pay yuh money and ting, ting, ting, ting, tingtingting?
Is like I need 2 start meh own flipping blog in this place too eh? LOL! I doh have time.......Ah too busy maccoing Saucy and ur own...Thank God I ah lil' bit idle today!
LOL, Prettidolli, I will really have to send in my application. I will squeeze two charmaine same time and screw up meh pan hard. Dat will show them I mean business. Doh worry hottie, I will send you my resume a.s.a.p. complete with references, lol.
Allyuh getting a lil scary yes. But when in Rome... I want the job where the man hadda cough and yuh hadda grab he crotch. Now, I doh know what I supposed to be feeling for, and I don't know what's the purpose of the cough, but - allyuh know the expression by now - DAI EH NUTTIN! I want to hankpick who I groping too.
Well i thought it was rumors when it was said Tribe caters to the young, but know i hear you say that about IP yall right about what happen to Carnival. Manicou which band you playing with just in case we bounce heads :} Hottie keep keeping us informed.
I hear Manicou meat sweet you know? Dais true? Fiestyspirit, I guess most bands have a preference as to whom they want playing with them. I guess they imagine it will make their costumes look better. The thing is, if they make costumes of good quality that are beautiful, the band - and the masqueraders - can't help but look good.
Nah gyul, not me and mas nah, to tell you the truth. I respect people who can do it, but I don't think I am up to it.
But yeah, this Manicou meat real sweet, lol.
Pity I doh eat meat... ;)
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