Tuesday, November 07, 2006

First Whitney, now Britney!

Hey hey hey! It's turning out to be a great second half of the year. I mean, I never really liked Britney Spears even though I know the words for every song she has ever released (it's a freaky gift, I know). But even I cringed as I watched her go from the barely legal sexpot we all loved to hate to this. Now comes the fabulous news that she's filed for a divorce. I swear, I nearly punched the air over this one. Pathetic, yes, I agree. Divorces are never good when kids are involved but this case is defintely an exception. Needless to say she's filing for custody of the two kids she had with Federline and is not asking for spousal support (kyar, kyar, kYAR! That shit is funny!) So yeah, first Whitney came to her sense, now Britney. Next in line, JLo. And let that be a lesson to you ladies. Better to be alone than to end up with some shithound that takes you from a queen to a quack. Hottie out.

Hottie back in. I shouldn't say this. But I will anyway. Let this be a lesson for getting involved with a man who was in a relationship and had kids with someone when you met. You know, what goes around comes around and all that.

25 comments:

saucydiva said...

Can we get a Halleluiah and an AMEN!! I am not a fan of Britt but I did think she was the cute, sweet alternative to raunchy Christina Aguillera who I think has an amazing voice, but HORRID fashion sense and thus I favor Britt over her... though I do like Linsday Lohan over the sickingly sweet Hillary Duff who is also on the quest to be a size 00 and is sporting those veneers that totally changed her face..anyway I digress, I could not STAND Kevin Fedeline! Everytime I saw him on T.V. I felt like throwing something at him..I hope he takes his "po-po zau" broke ass somewhere no one has to look at him again! At least my girl was smart enough to get a pre-nup and he gets a certain amount for every year that the marriage lasted....good thing she cut her losses now.

p.s. you do know there was an online petition by her fans for her to divorce him eh ? LOL
http://www.divorcekevin.com/

Carnival Jumbie said...

Umm is anyone really suprised. I'm sorry, that marriage was doomed to fail from the inception. As she got married she started looking like trailer trash. Did anyone really take that marriage seriously?

Karabana said...

Smudged eyeliner, open back top w black bra showing, & naturally, a pink thong... sigh. It hurts to see her. She is a perfect example of how makeup (& lots of it in her case), lighting & photography, computer touch ups, and a stylist can make anyone look super.
Well I won the Britney & KFed bet, just like the Jen & Brad bet, Ryan & Reese bet, & soon to be Demi & Ashton bet.
They had divorce written all over them. It's just sad, sad, sad. She really wanted a girl 1st time, & 2nd time, thought she was having a girl. Remember her show Chaotic?...sigh. It hurt to watch her.

Hottie Hottie said...

Well Saucy, the girl mother had to FORCE her to get a prenup. She was like, "Oh, we in love" etc, etc. She had one shortlived peak after Justin (Everytime, Toxic) and then crashed. It was painful. At elast she only paying him for a year. But since he was making US$30,000 a year before Britney and that's what he's getting a month as part of the settlement, I'd say she did pretty well for herself. Kevin did the almost unimaginable and had both Britney's haters and fans united in their hatred of him!!!!

Hottie Hottie said...

CarnivalJumbie, nobody took it seriously but it looked like they did! We couldn't believe she married him in the first place and then couldn't believe how much of his shit she was putting up with. It was touch and go for a while there girl. I and all was wondering if this girl was really going and stick hings out with this man, just to prove a point.

Karabana - imagine that girl! Britney Spears. I mean, she was never a great beauty but she was cute and when they fixed her up and she worked her shit you had to admire her. I was actually kind of sad over Reese and Ryan though. I thought they actually had their head on. They avoided the limelight, put the kids first, took time staying at home while the other worked. Why is it so hard for sccessful women to find men that are their equals?

Icahwait* said...

Yeah Karabana ryan and Reese were together a long long time. 9well for hollywood anyway) I liked them. Not sure about Demi & Ashton they seem to be going for distance too??
And Hottie what wrong with J Lo & Marc anthony? I thought like she with this is it for her, he seem decent? What gossip you read?

Icahwait* said...

p.s what must Justin Timberlake be thinking about his ex...

Hottie Hottie said...

icahwait, I thought he was good for her too. I know they were together for a while before Puffy or something so and after all the hullabaloo with Ben Affleck I though, ok, this is better. But the rumours are (in a way confirmed by his exs) that he's very possessive and obsessive. Talk has it that he doesn't want her working and picks and chooses what she wears and public appearances etc. Have you noticed how awful she's looking these days and she seems to have dissappeared from the face of the earth, unless she's appearing at some event where he's performing or winning an award?

And Justin must be wavering between gratitude and pity...

pearlprincess said...

Icahwait....Justin Timberlake (who by the way is very adorable) said in an interview that he doesnt know who she is anymore and that the Britney now is totally different to the Britney that was pregnant by this loser not once...but twice! I mean come on!! He was with you when his other baby mother was home about to have his second child! And this is the man that you looked at and said wow....he is great husband and daddy material!

Hottie Hottie said...

I know right! But, like Shar Jackson said, the two of them suited each other - they both cheated on their significant other!At least Shar get a house out of all this...

Crankyputz said...

Aww I am the only person in the world who likes J Lo and Marc Anthony (Though I wish he would get a hair cut and shave.) I guess its cause I am sucker for his sexy salsa songs....um.

As for Mizz Brit, perhaps the girl got the two kids she so desperately wanted and is now getting rid of the dead weight in all areas.

tantiejean said...

Shar got the last laugh and Brit got what she deserved! Is how she go take the woman man jus so when picknee involved? Kevin is a loser of a man/father he aint go have no choice but to take her for every red cent!! It good!! When Shar was carrying around a big belly and ppl were happy for Brits I really felt sad to see how woman could be each other's worst enemy.

Hottie Hottie said...

Girl, I eh think too many people was happy for Britney nah. But she was a nastiness to do that to another woman. And as for Kevin, well, he aiming for nastiness right now. BTW, welcome tantiejean.

Karabana said...

I like J'Lo & Marc together, only bc she deserves a break, after all her men, come on, you hope she finally picked the right one. But will it last?, of course not, it's a Hollywood marriage, therefore, it can't last.

Mani said...

You know there's a lot of truth to the statement that some people can't see the forest through the trees. How it is EVERYBODY know that Kevin was bad news and Britney just couldn't see it? Watch, when somebody telling allyuh yuh man/woman is bad news, pay attention eh.

Hottie Hottie said...

But aye aye Mani! I feel she didn't WANT to see it. You feel she didn't know he was wotless. But she make up she mind she want him so she take him.

saucydiva said...

Yeah and she tried to make it work to prove everybody wrong; but she had to come to her senses or he would ah fleece her all her money!Plus meh girl planning a come back; new look, new body, new album.

As for J Lo, I didn't see Marc Anthony coming and neither did his ex wife Dyanna Torres! He rush and divorce the woman to marry J Lo who is like Elzabeth Taylor to me; when she ketch sheself sho go divorce he and move on to husband #4.

Hottie Hottie said...

And Dayanara only found out about the marriage when she read it on the internet! She spoke to him just days before and the dog said nothing. The woman packed everything up immediately and went to Europe for a two weeks to avoid the media.

Prettidolli said...

Hi Hottie Sweetie!

I coming back ovah 2 u in ah lil' bit, I doh want yuh fuh feel I giving yuh horn.....LOL! Dis time I did visit Miss Saucy fuss cuz' lass time I did visit yuh fuss. Yuh know, I likes 2 mix it up chile! :p

Mani dear yuh back? Like yuh did disappear pon we nah. When we did bashing up de men fellahs.....lol.

kevian said...

i ent know is two children she have!

Hottie Hottie said...

Yes girl. Sean and Jayden. She spit dem out twaah!

Prettidolli said...

Yes, two pickney like ball outta cannon and ah silent fahrrrt. I too glad she jettison he...Leh he stay a flotsam and not no damn jetsam to hit up pon another unsuspecting but wealthy woman's shores. As tuh he chile muddah Shar, I think she has singlehandedly become de official poster ooman for "Spurned Baby Mommas of Hollywood". She has made more of a career of dropping illegitmate rugrats than ANY time she spent pon "Moesha". She needs to start ah blasted support group and their theme should be "Redemption Song"....Gross!

Hottie Hottie said...

Yeah, I know eh! Yuh bounce yuh head with one man yuh will bounce yuh head again?! How do you manage to have four "accidents"? The thing is, she seems to be an intelligent girl. Sigh, another Halle Berry I guess, just without birth control.

Carnival Jumbie said...

buh the man so bold face he asking for FULL custody AND Alimony. STEUPS

Hottie Hottie said...

Yuh know! He want to mind the chirren but he want she to give him the money to do it. Dais like Halle Berry getting horn by Eric Benet and then having to pay he palimony.