Hey hey hey! It's turning out to be a great second half of the year. I mean, I never really liked Britney Spears even though I know the words for every song she has ever released (it's a freaky gift, I know). But even I cringed as I watched her go from the barely legal sexpot we all loved to hate to this. Now comes the fabulous news that she's filed for a divorce. I swear, I nearly punched the air over this one. Pathetic, yes, I agree. Divorces are never good when kids are involved but this case is defintely an exception. Needless to say she's filing for custody of the two kids she had with Federline and is not asking for spousal support (kyar, kyar, kYAR! That shit is funny!) So yeah, first Whitney came to her sense, now Britney. Next in line, JLo. And let that be a lesson to you ladies. Better to be alone than to end up with some shithound that takes you from a queen to a quack. Hottie out.
Hottie back in. I shouldn't say this. But I will anyway. Let this be a lesson for getting involved with a man who was in a relationship and had kids with someone when you met. You know, what goes around comes around and all that.