You know how long I planning a "I started the gym" post?! Is only cause Saucy did hers that I got my ass motivated enough to do it. So I started the gym last week. And I feel so good; I don't know what took me so long. I mean, I was working out at home but there's no comparison. Yes, the “cup o’ coin” weights was fun and so too the fact that I could check my email in between sets, but it can’t compare to the very sensual pleasures to be had in the gym. No, not that kind of pleasure – so doh go dey.
Let me give you an example. My gym is part of a sporting complex and the entire ground floor consists of swimming pools. The rowing machines – finally, a cardio exercise I absolutely love – are against the wall closest to the pools. So while I’m rowing I’m also smelling the water. Between that and the sounds that the machine makes while in you’re using it, it’s a very close simulation to actually being on the water. It’s fabulous.
Also, I’ve already made eye contact with a male hottie, but we’ve only been in the gym the same time twice so it’s too early to report. But I ketch him scoping out the goods a few times well and when he was on the seated row machine I went and did hamstring curls – the machine was conveniently located in front of him. I was quite satisfied when I heard the weights fly back from his hands when I bent over. Hehehehehehehe. Woman bad eh!
Oh yes. To explain the headline. I want my body to look just like Jessica Biel’s. She is HOT! If I could chip through the streets of Port of Spain with my body looking so I’d be very, very happy. Not so much the lower legs and ankles though but you get the idea. And especially the bamcee. Oh boy! When I told the instructor that I wanted to gain weight her jaw nearly dragged on the floor. “But women don’t ever want to gain weight!” she told me. When I told her I wanted to put on muscle she nearly passed out. She then proceeded to give me her own damn routine, which, I realize, is geared towards making me lose weight. At 5ft 7.5 and approximately 130 lbs I don’t think I need to be losing any weight. I’m barely in the safe BMI zone. So to ass with her routine and I’m doing my own thing. I’ve been working out long enough to know what to do anyway. Crazy ass woman. So anyway, will keep you guys posted. Wish me and the bamcee good luck!