“If it wasn’t for race mixing, there’d be no video girls. Me and most of my friends like mutts a lot. Yeah, in the hood they call ‘em mutts.” - Kanye West
Right. So according to Mr. West, my ancestors came together for the sole purpose of creating my sister, cousins and myself to appear in music videos. Oh, and we're dogs. The worst kind of dogs too , the ones whose dubious interbreeding has rendered them valueless. This man markets himself as the thinking man's rapper but he's nothing but an idiot. An idiot that looks like Rocky from Rocky and Bullwinkle (see photo). If I looked like that I'd make a concerted effort to make sure I didn't come across sounding like a fool everytime I opened my mouth. Apparently, he doesn't think this is a good idea. The only time I came even remotely close to liking Kanye was when he sang Jesus Walks. I hated the line, "like Kathy Lee needed Regis that's how I need Jesus". Huh? You're comparing a relationship between two talk show hosts with your relationship with God?! But okay. And I liked Golddigga, even though I REALLY, REALLY hate the use of the "n" word but the radio version didn't have it so ok. Then he sampled one of the greatest songs of all time, "Diamonds are forever" and my dislike for him was sealed and it's only gotten worse after that. I mean, really, where the hell does this dumb ass get off making a statement like that? Who does he think he is, with his adenoid suffering ass?! And his fiancee is MIXED. How could he make a statement like that about his future wife, even if he had no qualms about making that statement about millions of other women. Man, I'd be pissed off if it wasn't for the fact that in my book, Kanye ranks right next to P. Shitty and I expect him to say any assness that pops into that cavernous head of his. And if you have the same rank as Poofy, then that eh no ranks at all.
I reallly need to talk to John John about this friendship he has with this clown. I mean, John's mixed, I'm mixed. He can't be making those comments and then play he coming in my house and asking me if I make pelau today. What? He hand finny?! He kyah cook?
P.S. Sorry for the sloppy photoshop work. My mouse is giving trouble and I'm in a hurry.