Friday, November 17, 2006

Nastiest thing you've seen in "foreign"

This post was inspired by a comment I left on the post before this one. So tell me, what is the nastiest thing you've ever seen in a foreign country? Hands down my nastiest experience was the man I saw shitting on the pavement last winter. This is the original comment I left, because I'm too lazy to write it another way:

Ah never tell allyuh about the time I see de man shitting on de pavement in BROAD DAYLIGHT?! I making a cup a tea in the kithcn in work and I watching oustide the window at this man walking on the pavement. Walking like normal yuh know! Aye aye! Just so he stop, drop he pants - no lie - and drop a hot shit right in de middle of the pavement. Well here nuh. I nearly pass out. I just start to get on in the kitchen in work. And after he do he do, he just pull up he pants and go he way. Hear nuh, when I tell my brother dat he BEG meh to come home! Ah feel this is a post yuh know...

And know I posted it. So go ahead and tell me about your bad experiences. I KNOW you have plenty. Yuh could even tell me about those in Trinidad, because I know we GOOD nasty too.

40 comments:

kevian said...

Girl Venezuela is de worst!!!! flies and people eating right dey.. YUCk.

Plus I went to Africa and I had to go to the bathroom in a hole in the ground.. no.. not ah latrine.. a hole.. no seat nuthin...Ah time ah hit and miss.

Hottie Hottie said...

Kevian girl. Yours is de first post but ah think yuh win yes! I doubt anybody coming better that dat!

kevian said...

hahah, dat was some serious shit, no pun intended. They even have public holes, some "nice", meaning tiles and thing surrounding the hole.Some ah dem is jus simply a hole in de ground.

kevian said...

PLus in venezuela dey doh flush de paper dey wipe dey arse with dey does throw it in a basket next to the toilet bowl.

Hottie Hottie said...

GIIIIIIIRRRRRLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!! I nearly DEAD when I first see dat. Hear nah. I used to flush! A fella I was dating at the time was from dey and when we went to visit his family he was apologising left, right and centre for everything. Girl, I doh shit good at all when I over dey, unless is a hotel or I staying with a friend who living in one ah dem "oil" apartment complexes.

And Africa sounding like India with that hole toilet. All on the Ganges dem lifting sari and shitting and walking away.

Natasha C said...

Morning ladies,
Kevian, the hole isn't that strange, in some countries in Eastern Europe that's the norm too.
But I guess it's still hard to adjust.
Brings back memories of visiting the grandparents in Cedros (30+ years ago) and having to go in the latrine way in the back and crapaud waiting there.
But still better than a hole, how life can change one's perspective.

Hottie, that was nasty, yuh brother right to beg yuh to come home.
Don't think I've ever seen anything nearly as bad as that.

MAS ASSASSIN said...

The most nasty thing i've seen over here so far is on the district line one evening this guy picking his nose and eating it...the fellah in deep thought and just eating finger loads of prine snot and bugga.....what a thing

pearlprincess said...

I could attest to the hispanics dropping dey toilet paper in the trash. I worked in a place where there were a lot of them one time. The first time I saw it ah do a double take yes! I could not believe it!!!

saucydiva said...

Hottie this thread to nasty I gone!

ttfootball said...

Asians also do that trash toilet paper thing.
I think the worst thing i see here was similar to Hottie "shit man"
Me and my cousin getting off a bus in the Bronx, xmas time shopping, and right dey two steps from de bus stop a woman jes do so and pull down she pants and pee...Well it doh really have nutten else to do but keep walkin like normal.

Hottie Hottie said...

Lol, Saucy, we run yuh!?

caisoqueen said...

ewwwwwww....grrooosss! Umm HOttie, I still think yours win.

Hear dis nasty story...Yuh will dead fuh sure. I gone to an American club and dis stupid ignorant "bama" (an african american hood-rat idiot) was trying to dance wid one of my friends. So, she politely declined. Yuh know moments later de same idiot came back and stuck his finger in my friend face and say, "smell dis, reall pussy right hur" (in dat annoying ghetto accent). Well yuh could imagine ruction in de place! Apparently, he went and dance wid some nex chick and "finger" de girl and came back and stuck his finger in my friend face. Needless to say, dude was thrown out of de club and meh friend file charges and ting yes.....NASTY!!!

Hottie Hottie said...

What de.... YUH LIE! NAH!!!! NAH, NAH, NAH, NAH, NAH!!!!!!!!

Icahwait* said...

If somebody told me to go and shit in some hole in the groun in this day and age I would dead. I think Greece or greek island don't flush. How nasty must a toilet smell if people putting the paper they wiping their bottom with in the bin?
The finger story just freaky lol.

What I don't like is going into the toilets and thinking do grown people work here? Like yesterday blood on the toilet seat. You know when you walk in the toilet look in the cubicle and make a 180. Then there is the instance where the person before leaves the toiletseat cover down, so when you lift it up its SURPRISE!! Big nasty brown sludge and leftovers watching you. steupse.

pearlprincess said...

OHHHHHHH MYYYYYYYYYY GODDDDDDD!!!! Caiso...I have never heard anything so ridiculous!

Crankyputz said...

Hmm, you guys wouldn't fare too well in India...where people do their business daily on the roads...infact in the mornings, near the shanty towns all you see are rows of brown bottoms....so bad that we call some places shittershire and pissadilly...

Hottie Hottie said...

Yeah cranky. That's just... I don't know...

I think the toilet paper in basket/not flushing thing has to do with water pressure.

Adn Icahwait.... ewwwwwwww!

Prettidolli said...

"They even have public holes, some "nice", meaning tiles and thing surrounding the hole. Some ah dem is jus simply a hole in de ground."

Kevian, I also experienced this in Africa and at first was quite shocked! The reasoning behind the hole is that there aren't many pipe/sewage/plumbing systems in this country, so this is how de do is handled best. Don't 4get the water to rinse afterward and using only ur left hand b/c the right is used to eat and shake hands. :D Imagine a poor southpaw nah? I'm ambidextrous with a left preference. I used to be crouched over de ting and had to think about it for a minute. And I accustomed to rinsing bumsee from ah Hindu family...LOL!

"Hmm, you guys wouldn't fare too well in India...where people do their business daily on the roads."
I'm telling u, when I saw that, I was like, ummm.........okayyyyy. As for de Ganges, for such a sacred place I was MORTIFIED that they were doing such things there. Pujas are done there and ting eh! Ganges meets #2 and de Nile boiiii I tell yuh wha! LOL @ Pissadilly!

Oh! And Kevian, glad u are better! ;)

kevian said...

In venzuela they have some public surage system and it is in ah mess so dies why all ah dem does have to drop it in a basket next to the toilet.

i cah wait .. yes it does reall smell stink!

kevian said...

Thanks dolli the blogging heal meh.. AMEN. ... that shit hole was a sight to see.. i was so glad to come home.. as soon as got home I went and use meh toilet.. i was like AMEN- thank u father.. U went to kenya pretti dolli?

Prettidolli said...

Yes, Kevian I've gone there and other places on that continent. The "Motherland" has seen me several times. Ironically, it's not one of my fav places in the world though. Too much greed, aggression, and poverty. And I living in NY! Thank G-O-D for free thinkers like Bill Gates and Bono.......

law said...

Well I have two for allyuh. The first one along the same line as Kevian. I went to Ghana and was going by bus to the Ivory Coast. When we get to de border, yuh girlfriend decide she had to use de bathroom. I was pointed in the direction of some walls. Hear na, it was basically just dat -- 4 walls wid no roof and an entranceway to go in. There was NO HOLE to !hit in. Yuh had to stoop down and do yuh business. Well I almost dead! Big pieces of !hit all over and some big blue flies swarming around. I aint have no where else to go and ah want to go real bad. Well, ah stand up outside tinking, what de hell ah go do. And den one ah dem big blue flies and my eyes make four and de ting start to fly in my direction. Leh me tell you, !hit, pee, everything fly back up and I run screaming back to de bus.

Second, I used to work wid an attorney who used to hawk and spit in his handkerchief and then he would promptly put the hanky back in his pocket like it was no big ting. Sometimes he pull out dat hanky and it crusty and he still using it.

saucydiva said...

I doh know why I come back in here!!!!! *vomits*

Hottie Hottie said...

LOL! OH GOD! LOL. Jah, oh geed oh geed oh geed. Nah. Law, nah, nah, nah...

ttfootball said...

Law a fly chase yuh?! LOL LOL LOL!!! aye it amazin how human could be so nasty...

saucydiva said...

At least we know it have some world travelers among the blogging bunch ..but oh geed !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Richard Bacchus said...

The most messed up thing I've seen was my cousin fucking a chicken outside the bread shop in Richland Park, S.V.G. Everybody was screaming and chasing him, unsuccessfully trying to make him let go of of the poor bird.

One time when I was pushing boxes in a banana packing station up in Kelly, I saw my uncle Vertil get his eye cut out, accidentally by a guy named Nimrod (WTF?), while they were grading bananas.

That's just some of 3rd world nastiness. I've seen worse in the 1st world.

Hottie Hottie your blog is amazing, stay warm nuh girl.

Icahwait* said...

Note to self: if I ever go to Africa shake with right hand.
Thanks for that prettidolli

Hottie Hottie said...

Richard, welcome. Buit GOOD LORD!!!! What the hell kind of ting you see in your life?! Fucking a chicken??!!!!!!! LOL!!!! Outside a bread shop?! Man losing eye?! And you've seen worse than that in the First World? (I TELL allyuh dem "developed" countries in a mess. Please, tell me more!!!

Oh and I'm glad you like the blog. Blush, blush. Ah turn on de heater.

Hottie Hottie said...

Yes icahwait. Look out fuh dem lil chirren - dey does want to try all kinda ting and give yuh wrong hand/dirty hand to shake. And beware of anything that looks like it has "raisins" in it. Is not raisins. Trust me.

Prettidolli said...

RICHARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRD! Yuh gone loose boi? Man frigging fowlcock now? Is what happened to de sheep and goats? Dey jealous, yuh know....Dey ent go tek it sitting, er ah standing, er ah lying dong!

Yuh NOT serious are yuh?

afrobella said...

Well let me tell you Hottie you come with a rancid one today. I like to read blogs during my lunch and I made the mistake of reading this while enjoying my frozen Lean Cuisine. NO THANK YOU. Now that lunch is over, I can share my nasty sightings.
The nastiest thing I've ever seen... When I was seven a dead body washed up on Blanchissuse while we were bathing in the water. That image is seared into my brain forever. My brothers, dad, and uncle had to help carry the poor guy up those steep-ass steps. But that's a digression. Nasty things I have seen PEOPLE do...

1. I saw an old lady vomiting in the aisle of a disgusting grocery here in Miami called Winn Dixie. Right by the Kraft Macaroni and Cheese I was reaching for. I have never shopped there since.

2. I tired catching grown-ass men and women sitting in their car picking their nose and wiping it on their clothes, eating it... gross!!!! That makes me feel sick.

3. I knew a girl in my college dorm who had this big nasty scab on her knee - picked it off and ate it. In front of her roommate. Now I didn't witness that myself, but the girl was horrified and I believe her.

So lucky I have never had to poop in a hole in the ground. Thank God for small mercies. And thanks Hottie for a sickeningly funny blog post.

Hottie Hottie said...

Afrobella girl, yuh welcome. That dead body thing giving REAL trouble. So too the vomiting in the aisle. Uugh! Allyuh OUTDO allyuhslef today.

caisoqueen said...

allyuh ain easy! hahahaha.....if i ever see a blue fly I will surely run! hahaha

kevian said...

Afrobella,De gyal eat de scab... OH GYADDDDDD!!

katrice said...

Hottie, I saw a lady do the very same thing in an alley right here in D.C. I'm sitting on the car waiting for my husband to come back with curry chicken from one of my favorite carry-outs. I glance to the right and the lady squatting and dumping right there in public. She had the nerve to smile at me mid-poop.

Another awful thing I saw here was a little boy sick on the subway. His mother gave him his own hat to vomit in. I was sick the rest of the day.

Icahwait* said...

I made the mistake of reading this while I was eating again.

and maybe Richard's cousin was trying an american pie but chicken style, I just find that real funny.

Scab thing is just flickin nasty

Karabana said...

I'm a deer caught in headlights, too stunned to run away from this post!
Anything I might have wanted to say is nowhere near as gross, which is good.
HH, I was looking through Caribana pics & saw this one ('01), LOL, it reminds me of yours! :)

Mani said...

lol, Hottie gyul, be careful what you wish for. Yuh have enough stories here to haunt every bite of food you take for the rest of your life.

Hottie Hottie said...

Mani boy, yuh know!

Karabana LOL @ pic.