Wednesday, December 13, 2006

So one of my coworkers used to be a yatchie and he used to deal a ting in Barataria for a few months a coupla years ago. Aye aye, a next coworker announces from across the room that teh guy was now showing her how Trinis dance. I say well awrite. He goes on to explain that I need to show her the female part because he now do the male part. I ask him what is the male part because I confuse, I eh know nuttin about a male and female part for wining. He proceeds to shout across the office, the pat where the man lies down in the streets wining and the woman goes on top him.

Excuse me! When I try very politely explaining to him that that is an exception and not the rule and I've never seen any woman lying down on any man for Carnival he gets all huffy and says don't try to pretend, that is my country and we invented it! Yuh see how people does be looking fuh dey cuss?! This man making it sound like any party you go to in Trini the dancefloor line with writhing male bodies being straddled by women and has the audacity to get offended when I try to correct him.

21 comments:

ttfootball said...

LOL LOL LOL!!

Shandy said...

OH NO! :-o lol lol

That man real looking for cuss. How the hell he going to tell YOU about YOUR culture. The nerve. LOL

caisoqueen said...

Well Hottie, doh worry wid he. We can only imagine de type ah fetes he does go to...

I reckon he sounds pretty lame to me!

Icahwait* said...

That goes right up there with coconut shell bras, grass skirts & swinging from trees. Neanderthal

Carnival Jumbie said...

steups thats is all i go say .

Karabana said...

he was probably trying to piss you off.
The man's part to wining... lol, I took a Caribbean rhythm dance class last week, was needing some soca, it was an hour of wining, & the instructor demonstrated a couple wine where y'know the female sticks her butt out to tempt the guy, & for the man's part, well, he just kind of stands there wining a bit behind her watching, she says. Basically getting hypnotized by the bootie.
What a riot!

Vami said...

this is too funny hottie! I never hear about this in all my wining years;)

Anonymous said...

Hottie I can relate to what you saying, I don't know where they get their info from. Last year I went home for carnival and one of my co workers had the audacity to imply i going to have sex on the street and get into all sorts f sordid activities. Well yuh know i had to put him in his place, I say when yuh dont know just keep yuh mouth shut.

Bagogyul said...

gyul i does have dem hot here....
one guy says it's a big orgy!
I'm like no Mr. Man...it's our culture! You better recognize!

Steuuuppppsss!
Gyul i doh even lecture anymore...i does get too vex oui!

Crankyputz said...

what a moron, talk about having high expectations.

Mani said...

Hottie forgive him. Dem so does believe that everybody does live on the beach and fish.

saucydiva said...

That is quite funny, but HOTTS yuh know the man must be have one ah dem DVD where they only showing woman crotch and all kinda slackness :S

law said...

Hottie, when he was doing de male part, ah woulda walk across and kick de ass in he dam crotch. Dam jackass. Steupsssssssss.

katrice0321 said...

Ignorance, eh?

katrice said...

Ignorance, eh?

kevian said...

hahah a i believe he was jus trying topiss u off!

Mani said...

Where this gyul is boy....

caisoqueen said...

Hi Hottie,

Are you there? I saw a post on Saucy's blog that you won't be making it home for Carnival. I'm truly saddened, but I understand how circumstances in life are. I was looking forward to meeting you and all the other bloggers. I will surely take a wine jus for you. I hope things work out and you can still make it. Well, I hope you're ok....big hugs.

- Caiso

Vami said...

Hottie, how come we ent hearing from you? Like you busy this holiday season? I missing your blogs.

caisoqueen said...

HOTTIE...I'M SO SORRY! I READ WRONG...is Christmas yuh missin, and not Carnival! PRAISE JAH! So yuh home fuh Carnival....I'm so happy again :)

gtwarrior said...

Nice to see u okay...happy holidays!!

Caisoqueen, no more shedding of a tear over Hottie...:)CARNIVAL SCARED OF HOTTIE'S TOUCH DOWN IN TRINI...