Déyès Modès

So one of my coworkers used to be a yatchie and he used to deal a ting in Barataria for a few months a coupla years ago. Aye aye, a next coworker announces from across the room that teh guy was now showing her how Trinis dance. I say well awrite. He goes on to explain that I need to show her the female part because he now do the male part. I ask him what is the male part because I confuse, I eh know nuttin about a male and female part for wining. He proceeds to shout across the office, the pat where the man lies down in the streets wining and the woman goes on top him.

Excuse me! When I try very politely explaining to him that that is an exception and not the rule and I've never seen any woman lying down on any man for Carnival he gets all huffy and says don't try to pretend, that is my country and we invented it! Yuh see how people does be looking fuh dey cuss?! This man making it sound like any party you go to in Trini the dancefloor line with writhing male bodies being straddled by women and has the audacity to get offended when I try to correct him.