Monday, January 15, 2007

Birthday bender

Hi y’all. Those of you who were wondering where I got to (again), you’re about to find out. I had a birthday last Wednesday and I’ve been celebrating since last Tuesday. Yes folks, the stroke of midnight met me being flipped upside down by some midget Latino – who was an excellent dancer by the way. Needless to say, since I was wearing a dress, the entire club saw my underwear. Also needless to say I became quite popular after that stunt. This was on the heels of the Algerian guy who was teaching me how to merengue. Which went well until I realised the rock hard thigh that was rubbing against my leg was actually a rock hard erection. Shudder.

Wednesday I went to dinner and to see Chicago. Man oh man, those girls had some bodies on them. Hell in a basket. The men weren’t bad either. Especially the one that was wearing the spandex trousers. Hot Dog! I tell you, an ass to marry and put in house yes.

Thursday was drinks with the good folks here at work where I was introduced to vodka lemonade and the wonders of permanent marker. I won’t go into any details but I will say it was quite easy to tell who’d remained in the pub after eleven by the black marks all over their body. I tell you, scrubbing the word "boob" written in permanent marker off your breast is a HELLUVA task.

Okay, so Friday, ‘twas back for drinks (I tell you, these English, Irish and Aussies will be the ruination of me). Saturday – or hor – Saturday was spent drinking, sorry, DRIVING, DRIVING, through the countryside, shopping, samba dancing at a Brazilian club and getting tipsy off of mojitos and a Sex on the Countertop. Sunday was more shopping – New shoes! New shoes! – and a “soca bashment” filled with the tirsest West Indian men I have ever encountered. Yuh girl deck off in hot shorts and hooker boots and everybody else in vest and jeans. But it felt GOOD to twist up meh spine and roll up meh bamcee.

The feteing continues tonight but I’m not sure as yet what I’ll be up to. But I’ll keep you posted. Whenever I get up.

19 comments:

boysieringo said...

Happy Birthday since you're still celebrating all the best for the upcoming year!

buublenut said...

Happy Birthday Hottie

It almost sound like more feteing then Carnival :)

katrice said...

That's the way to celebrate! You're living up to your name. Have a wonderful time!

Karabana said...

You're too funny, Happy belated bday HH!
Priorities now, post a pic of the shoes!!!!!

Natasha C said...

Happy B'day.
Of course they were in jeans and vest, 'tis winter afterall - LOL.
Mine is next week, but I can't celebrate like you, I MUST watch my diet.
But I do like having at least a week of celebration. All the best on yuh carnival jump start.

no longer annon said...

Hottie...Happy Belated!!
Tell me, is Linda Evans still portraying Mama in CHicago?..I saw it in Oct 2005 and it was excellent.

Hottie Hottie said...

Thanks all! Going salsa dancing tonight. Made sure I wore pants this time. No Longer, she's not. The second runner up from X factor - Brenda - is playing Mama. Fab, isn't it.

Hottie Hottie said...

Pics of the shoes coming as soon as I charge the camera batteries.

saucydiva said...

Happy Belated birthday ma'am!! Sounds like you had a GREAT week long celebration.

Bagogyul said...

Happy Belated darling, well you ova ring in your B'day. YUH NOT EASY!
Have fun, we'll continue the celebrations at our Bloggers lime next month!
Toodles!

Hottie Hottie said...

Allyuh, thank yuh eh. Thanks.

Mani said...

Happy Birthday Hotts...Yuh lighting the town on fire gyul?

Icahwait* said...

Happy Birthday girl. Sounds like you had a good time

pearlprincess said...

Happy Belated Hottie!!! I love the part about the midget Latino too!!

Trinigee said...

Hola Hottie,
Happy Belated Bday! Do you go to the infamous Bar Salsa on Charing Cross? If ur up for a new challenge you should try dancing Ceroc at Fulham Town Hall on a Thursday...nice vibe, nice people, range of music, less thusty than de salsa scene.
BTW, apparently I work with ur friend Jo

Hottie Hottie said...

Nah. I went to Sound at Leicester Square. I've been to Bar Salsa already. Sweaty boy! And like meh secret identity under threat boy. Ah hadda talk to Jo.

Trinigee said...

doh worry she didnt sell yuh out. yuh secret safe!! :p

Hottie Hottie said...

Or hor. Cuz calpet woulda pass eh.

squeezle said...

Happy Belated Birthday. You certainly had a helluva time girl! Way to go!!!!