Tuesday, August 21, 2007

Saggy balls


For those of you who have always wondered what saggy, pathetic, unappealing white balls look like, today is your day. This is me (with a ridiculous white box drawn over my face (GOD but I need to get Photoshop)) at the V festival last Saturday. Yes, while most of you were outside cleaning your neighbour's dogshit off your lawn I was posing with a bunch of drunk no ass men wearing dresses and turning their penises into vaginas. See the kind of power I have? I also have some pictures of Wolverine, Batman and some Oompa Loompas but I have my assignments to do people! Have some consideration and give me a break nah. God! Yuh kyah SATISFY some people...
Coming next week - Ever wondered what a YEAST INFECTION really looks like? Prepare to wonder no more.

8 comments:

Fiyah said...

If yuh do dat yeast infection ting Ah will for sure call Blog Protective Services on yuh ass.

Yuh saggy balls picture is REALLY hard to look at... BUT since yuh body looking rather nice in dem jeans an' ah kindah feeling yuh coppery/bronze complexion yuh get a pass!

Yuh work out?

Anonymous said...

dat Fiyah person looking like somebody dat duz cause problems on a certain mix site...

anyway...

ah done tell u Modest dat yuh does attract crazy people...me eh see how dis here so different.....

Fiyah said...

What? Me? Problems?! :P

Anonymous said...

bwwwwwwwwwwwwwahhhhhhhhhhhhh FIYAH is u self......look pressure

Hottie Hottie said...

Well Fiyah, thansk fuh de compliment man. But no eh. Me eh know when last I see inside ah gym and de belly starting to blouse a lil bit but it nice to know the deception on. And yuh know yuh DYING to see de yeast infection pics but the volunteer but Monostat so dais de end a dat. But a fren ah mine tell meh she have piles...

Jumbie said...

Lorsh, ah come here for a biology lesson today. Yeast infection, piles,,, what next?

How come you alone holding a glass? That 4% Carlin the 'bloke' holding doh count, it weak like wet noodles.

Jumbie said...

Try the GIMP for your photoediting. Same layout as photoshop, same power, but it FREEEEEEEEE!!

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