Tuesday, August 21, 2007

TIEF HEAD!!!!!! Ah MISS meh chance




Allyuh remember the fella on top? This is him here. Well guess what. The second picture is he too. At V. Standing next to me. Did I jump him? No. Did I assault him? No. Did we proceed to make mad, passionate love on the grassy verges of the stage? Of course not. Right now I could be lying in bed with my feet in stirrups to facilitate getting empregnated with his love child but no. I am sperm free. You know what? I'm a wuss. I'm dissappointed in myself. If I was a man I'd be calling myself up and badtalking me. I have failed. Fuck fuck fuckity fuck. Oh well, yuh know what? He probably has saggy balls. Damn.

12 comments:

Fiyah said...

Its funny how unassertive you women can be. Unnu just 'fraid rejection like puss 'fraid dog. Wah mek?!

Anonymous said...

WOMAN.................. nah me eh believe you

like people rubbing off on yuh.....

and how come u eh tell i about dis festival?

chups..iz alright...keep it to yuhself......

yuh know i woulda link yuh with de moggle.....

Crankyputz said...

smacking my lips...

Hottie Hottie said...

Allyuh, is only when ah reach home ah realise was he. Give meh some props nah. Plus he was with a woman so ah hadda show a lil respect. Besides, dis puss eh fraid NO dog.

Anon, girl, I buy dat ticket since teh beining ah de year. Hold it down nah. Dem ticket went on sale when yuh wasn't here and sell out in tree hours.

ms. complexity said...

Or he could be rollin' for the Other Team, if you know what I mean. I doan even badda wid di moggle dem...dem love off nex man too much!

Fiyah said...

@complexity: High five!

Hottie Hottie said...

LOL. Miss Complexity, tanks. Ah could like with that one. Come to think of it he was really wearing a pair a yellow capris eh.

nandi said...

LOL!!!!!!this was awesome, you shoulda jump him

Hottie Hottie said...

And of course, that should be "live".

Nandi girl. Imagine I let that pass. Steups. But yuh shoulda see de smally he was liming with. Ah doh tink was he woman but yuh know when a woman ALL OVER a man because she in public with a hot man and she want EVERYBODY to know?

Afro Chic said...

Saucy, I feel yuh.

Afro Chic said...

Oh shoot...ah mean Hottie...

*shame*

Karabana said...

I can't believe you ran into him HH, sucha small world... well, live & learn, so if you get that close to Prince, you now know what to do.