Allyuh remember the fella on top? This is him here. Well guess what. The second picture is he too. At V. Standing next to me. Did I jump him? No. Did I assault him? No. Did we proceed to make mad, passionate love on the grassy verges of the stage? Of course not. Right now I could be lying in bed with my feet in stirrups to facilitate getting empregnated with his love child but no. I am sperm free. You know what? I'm a wuss. I'm dissappointed in myself. If I was a man I'd be calling myself up and badtalking me. I have failed. Fuck fuck fuckity fuck. Oh well, yuh know what? He probably has saggy balls. Damn.
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Its funny how unassertive you women can be. Unnu just 'fraid rejection like puss 'fraid dog. Wah mek?!
WOMAN.................. nah me eh believe you
like people rubbing off on yuh.....
and how come u eh tell i about dis festival?
chups..iz alright...keep it to yuhself......
yuh know i woulda link yuh with de moggle.....
smacking my lips...
Allyuh, is only when ah reach home ah realise was he. Give meh some props nah. Plus he was with a woman so ah hadda show a lil respect. Besides, dis puss eh fraid NO dog.
Anon, girl, I buy dat ticket since teh beining ah de year. Hold it down nah. Dem ticket went on sale when yuh wasn't here and sell out in tree hours.
Or he could be rollin' for the Other Team, if you know what I mean. I doan even badda wid di moggle dem...dem love off nex man too much!
@complexity: High five!
LOL. Miss Complexity, tanks. Ah could like with that one. Come to think of it he was really wearing a pair a yellow capris eh.
LOL!!!!!!this was awesome, you shoulda jump him
And of course, that should be "live".
Nandi girl. Imagine I let that pass. Steups. But yuh shoulda see de smally he was liming with. Ah doh tink was he woman but yuh know when a woman ALL OVER a man because she in public with a hot man and she want EVERYBODY to know?
Saucy, I feel yuh.
Oh shoot...ah mean Hottie...
*shame*
I can't believe you ran into him HH, sucha small world... well, live & learn, so if you get that close to Prince, you now know what to do.
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