A high sperm count.
Excellent communications skills plus the ability to argue convincingly and make back up expertly, preferrably several times in one night.
Tertiary level education will be an asset but will not be taken as an automatic assumption of you having a brain. This will be THOROUGHLY tested. As well as other body parts.
The potential to graduate from child fadder to husband, should HottieHottie feel the need for expansion of said role.
Kinkiness and a certain level of freakiness. Obsession with freaky shit unacceptable. High levels of stamina necessary.
Gainful employment and a level of attractiveness that will make him feel equal to HottieHottie so she will not have to hear any assness about his not being good enough for her. Note: Intelligent candidates will realise they can strive for equality. Superiority is out of the question and unpardonable.
Must display ability to be comfortable with affection and being occasionally spoilt.
Must be willing to accept occasional grooming (shaving, blackhead removal, head shampoos, nail filing).
Remuneration wil be negotiable and will be attached to one's level of qualification. However, a sexual stipend is automatic with "commission" and bonuses given at HottieHottie's discretion based on actual job performance.